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chingo bling 

A Mexican rapper reppin' the Southside of Houston. Funny ass lyrics and worth listening to. He's got a flashy style and stays true to his roots.
Chingo Bling’s chining jus chunk a la deuce...
Chingo Bling Lyrics

"Stretch marks with a lil cocoa butter
I ain’t trippin
I support SINGLE MOTHERS!!!"

"And she’ll even shave
Unless you order with the brown lettuce
They line up on the wall and ask you… Te quieres?"

"I see you putos at the club
Like every single weekend
I was the one yelling out
Pork, beef, or chicken!!!"
chingo bling by SoOldSchool April 17, 2006
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Chingo Bling 

Chingo bling was down for la raza but then made money off of them, got rich, voted for trump so he can get taxed less. Brown on the outside, white in the inside like a coconut.
Chingo Bling by PinchePancho November 5, 2020

chingo bling 

a Mexican rapper who reps Houston and works with Mike Jones, Paul Wall and Stunta aka The Tex-Mex Thugga. he also goes by the name The Ghetto Vaquero. he puts the Nike swoosh on his ostrich boots and also sales tamales out the trunk of his car that is why they call him the Tamale Kingpin
Did u see Chingo Bling
Yea he opened his mouth and i was blind
chingo bling by nic salgado January 8, 2006

Ching Bling 

Bling thats not so "Bling Bling".
made in china, cheap immotations.
plastic chains.
- Check out my Bling
+ Thats some faks ass Ching Bling bro
Ching Bling by randomsheep September 13, 2006

ching o bling 

when a male or female insert their fists into another persons anus while yelling ching o bling!! pants or no pants. usually a prank
ching o bling by guitar king April 5, 2009

ching bling 

fake chains that you get at cheep ass malls and wear when you want to look 50% Gangsta and 50% fag
Hey, Gonzaga, you got some ching bling on...........you broke ass!
ching bling by fiyateeth March 13, 2009

Ching Bing 

Noun.
Something chode or wickt as hell.
Yo man just rippin that ching bing if you know what I mean.
Ching Bing by Kingchingbing November 25, 2011
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