Chinese Bat Plague
A disease caused by a Coronavirus that originated in China during December of 2019. The virus was spreading rapidly but since the people in China are Chinese they decided to not say anything about it until after Christmas. The disease quickly developed into a global pandemic and many Americans with mental illnesses/disabilities began buying up all of the toilet paper and cleaning supplies as if the world was about to experience some sort of “diarrhea armageddon”. People were dying, the economy took a huge hit, morons stopped drinking Corona beer, “Tiger King” was released on Netflix, domestic violence increased (which may have had something to do with “Tiger King”), the term “Social Distancing” was created and accepted for use in public conversation, and many other terrible outcomes resulted from the horrendous diet of the Chinese. On the upside essential people were the only people allowed to work in some areas which greatly reduced traffic on the highways.
Chinese Bat Plague by Murican Ginger April 3, 2020