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chinease fire drill 

when the driver and the passanger stop the car and run around and switch seats before the light changes
i was 10 and driving with my dad. we saw a cop so we stopped at the light and pulled a chinease fire drill

Chinease torture test 

When a rope is tied to a boulder, that is pushed out a window, is also tied to 1 testicle. Then when the man jumps out the window to save his testicle, he notices another rope tied to his other testicle, which is tied to his door knob in his room. He then fall to a very painfull death.
Alex likes the Chinease torture test.
Chinease torture test by \m/ (>.<) October 3, 2003

Chinease Bullrush

When a complete asshole fucks you out of a situation becoming ignorant to you.
Waiting paitenly for room to move into the parking spot in a crowded mall parking lot near Christmas, some asshole did a chinease bullrush and dicked me out of my parking spot.
Chinesy (adj): not to be confused with chinese, a crude term referring to people with oriental descent who exhibits the following collection of characteristics: stinginess, having zero social life, the extended development of the left cerebrum (i.e., very adapt at mathematics and will most likely involve themselves in a career related to engineering), and in most cases, the ability to play a popular imported Japanese game that requires the player to imitate dancing by stepping on arrows embedded within a platform.
Chung is the Chinesy = Chung, you're such a geek!
Chinesy by Chung December 9, 2003

Chineesy 

poorly made goods produced in China; a combination of Chinese + cheesy
Sometimes you can find some good stuff at the dollar store, but most of that crap is Chineesy.
Chineesy by Pacadermis February 21, 2008

Chineesy 

poorly made goods produced in China; a combination of Chinese + cheesy
Sometimes you can find some good stuff at the dollar store, but most of that crap is Chineesy.
Chineesy by Pacadermis April 17, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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