Any person of Chinese origin that has been in Australia so long they possess dinky die, ridgy didge, true blue, fair dinkum, dead set wanker qualities.
This race, as can clearly be derived from its name, is the exquisite cross of a chinese and an italian person. This race is typically characterized by extravagant beauty and intelligence in the females and overpowering masculinity and stallion-esque qualities in the males. One of the most common myths about this race is that the women can use their sensuality to turn men into certain inanimate objects; a myth that is most assuredly true. It can also be observed that the males are notably talented at dance simulation games; however, their sense of direction while traveling is quite horrendous. Both male and female often communicate with one another in italian, and whereas the females can fluently speak chinese, the males often have trouble with said language. Regardless, this race is by far the most superior race that has ever existed or will ever exist.
North American chindians usually hear of other chindians but usually have never met another chindian in their life. They've met a half chinese person or a half indian person, but usually never a "chindian".
non-chindian: "yo, my brother's friend's sister's cousin is a chindian."
chindian: "no shit, man, really?? I gotta meet your brother's friend's sister's cousin and see what we have in common. I've never met another chindian in my life, yo. It's my life long dream."
Original indigenous people of what is now called China. They moved there after Atlantis fell over the ice wall. Known for their “gold strands” of hair and “eyes like an unpolluted lake” by the (now) Chinese population; who were spider monkeys before Yakub mixed Atlantean sperm with their DNA.
“Chad’s ~33 & Me~ results came back from the lab. He is ChinAtlantean. He can join the lodge.”