Santa's Chimney Dilema 

Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.

Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.

Santa's Chimney Dilema by Andy K September 15, 2006

Santa's Chimney 

The act of urinating after a hellacious night of raw, rough, delicious, pasionate SEX.

I missed the toilet this morning because I had a bad case of Santa's Chimney.

Santa's Chimney by Mavrick and Goose December 27, 2007

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops 

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

Champion Chimney Sweep

To have crazy, vigorous sex with someone from or within the Greater Sacramento Area.

"You Champion Chimney Swept my friend!"

A: Where are Tom and Sarah?
B: Oh, they're in the back room Champion Chimney Sweeping.
A:Grosssss

Champion Chimney Sweep by Champion Chimney Sweep March 19, 2010

Oregon chimney sweeper

This is a sexual act. It requires at least 3 people and is similar to shotgunning weed. The first person takes a hit and exhales it into the second person's asshole. Then, the third person inhales it from the asshole. Ideally you will have more than three people, and can continue this until the smoke dissapates.

Dude, you want to do the Oregon chimney sweeper tonight?

Yeah I'll bring Tony and Casey!!!

Oregon chimney sweeper by Yeeshia May 30, 2017

Chimney Sweeping 

When a heavy smoker deep throats a penis, and afterwards the penis is covered in black tar, mimicking the act of cleaning a chimney.

Jerome got a blow job from a 5 dollar hooker in the back alley, and upon pulling out screamed in terror as he saw the tar on his dick and realized he had been chimney sweeping that bitch.

Chimney Sweeping by Dr. Cutyo Titzoff November 13, 2016

Chimney Snuffer

1. When a man soaks his penis with hard alcohol and lights it on fire, then his partner puts the fire out through oral sex.

My mouth hurts from the chimney snuffer I gave my boyfriend yesterday.

Chimney Snuffer by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006