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Chilth
Chilth by bleedingblue February 4, 2012
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Chilth • Chilthy • Childhood • chilton • Chilt • Chinthana • chithu • Chilch • childhater • childhood hero
Childhood Traumas
A terrible situation or experience that occurs in your childhood life. It is usually really bad, and is something that is carried inside you forever, possibly making you anti-social or have a phobia of some kind.
1. Being beaten
2. Raped
3. Death of family/friend
4. Murder of family/friend
And more terrible things.
These are all examples of Childhood Traumas.
2. Raped
3. Death of family/friend
4. Murder of family/friend
And more terrible things.
These are all examples of Childhood Traumas.
Childhood Traumas by crotchetyteenager November 27, 2010
"childhaterist"
"childhaterist"-someone who hates and/or strongly dislikes children;"childhaterism"-the study of those who willfully hurt,injure or harbor hateful feelings toward children.........
Have you noticed a "childhaterist" in this society? wow! "childhaterism" is an under-researched mental condition.
"childhaterist" by reverendtriggafinga January 6, 2008
Childhood
Something very precious in life that is sometimes taken for granted. It is also something that Michael Jackson did not have, due to his life as a child star. He tried to revive his childhood in his adult life, by making friends with children, climbing trees and having super soaker fights. But the adults didn't understand, so they attacked him, judging him and calling him names, and even accusing him of being a pedophile. After that, he only listened to children, because they would never judge him. He donated so much money and gifts to children in need, because he felt their pain. But sadly, the world became angrier and destroyed him. People may still judge him and call him names, but please understand; he never had a childhood.
Childhood by bunny-chan54 May 16, 2011
childhood
The best years of your life, not your teenager years, wtf is that? It is a time when you have no real homework, your games are your life, your bedroom is your secret hideout, stress is non-existent, and the world is fluid-like.
When I was 6 I was king of childhood. I rode on my air gorilla in the wavy grass in the sunlight each noon. I used to ride on my grandpa's tractor to the farmer's market, where everyone was bright, kind, and innocent. Now, I'm 13, and it's shit. My house sucks, my bed sucks, my school sucks, my friends are cunts, all because I'm not 4 years old anymore.
childhood by LuigiXmission.420 September 20, 2010
childhood
When I was a kid, I loved Shrek.
Then I found 4chan, my childhood is ogre.
When I was a kid, I loved Sonic.
Then I found sexual furries.
When I was a kid, I loved Rugrats.
Then I found Creepypasta.
When I was a kid, I loved My Little Pony.
Then I found cloppers.
Don't worry, I'm sure these non-mematic shows of my childhood will remain safe from the world and....I spoke too soon, rule 34.
Then I found 4chan, my childhood is ogre.
When I was a kid, I loved Sonic.
Then I found sexual furries.
When I was a kid, I loved Rugrats.
Then I found Creepypasta.
When I was a kid, I loved My Little Pony.
Then I found cloppers.
Don't worry, I'm sure these non-mematic shows of my childhood will remain safe from the world and....I spoke too soon, rule 34.
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