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chicken parmigiana

The breaded chicken with a girl who is on her period or bleeding from her vagina (breaded chicken and marinara sauce). Specifically, while having sex on the beach, a man dips his wet penis in the sand and reinserts it into his partner. Deemed the "the chicken parm" when he either continues fucking her until she begins bleeding, or is on her period at the same time as intercourse.
I fucked her as hard as I could with sand on my dick; good thing she was Italian because I she got the chicken parmigiana!

Chicken Parmesian 

The act of jacking off while playing X-Box or any other video.
Gamer1: Dude why'd are sucking so much at Search and Destroy today?
Gamer2: Dude sorry. I just chicken parmesianed.

The Chicken Parmigan 

When a girl is being fucked on the beach and you pull your dick out and stick it in the sand and procees. Similar to the "chicken cutlet" but this must be performed while she has her period.
Baby lets go and have fun on the beach.

Can we get something to eat first?

Sure we can have some of the chicken parmigan i told you about on the beach...

sounds good to me

Perfect...
The Chicken Parmigan by Rine001 March 15, 2008

the chicken parmigiana 

this is when you are on the beach with a woman who is on period, the male partner proceeds to wet his penis and roll it in the sand like you are making chicken cutlets. after the penis is covered, apply to bloodied vagina hence making the appearence of a chicken parmigiana
yo dude, i went to the beach yesterday and showed my girl the chicken parmigiana!

Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana

A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"