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Chicken Mcfuck 

It requires proper context so if something was mildly scary,annoying, or surprising just say what the chicken mcfuck (yes you can still yell it)
Bro what the chicken mcfuck did you just hit.
Chicken Mcfuck by Veldrexin February 9, 2021
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Chicken McFuckIt 

Those little golden bundles of goodness that smell like shit and usually sit around for six hours, ready to be consumed in boxes of twenty by some 500-pound whale alongside a Big N' Nasty and Diet Cock.

Chicken McFuckIts also go well with any of McDonald's three healthy menu items; one of said items along with a box of McFuckIts and a large Rank Beer are often consumed in unison by 300-pound soccer moms who wonder why their "health kick" isn't making them lose any weight.
Box me some Chicken McFuckIts already, before this fucking bitch at the counter eats me instead!

Chicken McSuckits 

The snack of douchebags, jerkoffs, assholes, and scumbags. An insult.

if used correctly, mentioning chicken mcsuckits is equivalent to the phrase "i bite my thumb at you sir" and even more so "suck my dick"
dude, go snack on some chicken mcsuckits, douchebag
Chicken McSuckits by Bigweenor September 22, 2010

chickenmcfuckwich 

A burger which has been hastily made by a teenage employee of McDonalds. It's usually poorly constructed, dried out or gone cold.
I ordered a McChicken burger, not this chickenmcfuckwich!
chickenmcfuckwich by DarrenSpool September 19, 2006

chickenmcfuckwich 

corporate and very bad
Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt
chickenmcfuckwich by Tom May 13, 2005
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