Cheyneyed 

The action of being shot in the face; head shot from the front.

"Did you see Bob get CHEYNEYED? That was a bloody mess..."

Cheyneyed by Aniram The Magnificent February 6, 2009

Chimneyed 

When smoke from an open fire drifts into the body of a person standing nearby, continuing upwards into the victims face and into the sky above.

The victim will usually have their vision temporarily impaired if the smoke makes it into their eyes.

The wind direction changed suddenly, causing a large plume of smoke to drift into unsespecting Mantis, as he stood by the fire for warmth. By the time Mantis realised the danger it was already too late, as the smoke advanced upwards, consuming his head and causing his eyes to water.
Mantis: Ahhh my god damned eyes!
Friend: Dude, you just got severely chimneyed. Hey everyone look, Mantis got chimneyed and now he’s crying!

Chimneyed by CC Chips September 6, 2018

Cheyenned 

US: (shy-and)
Transitive Verb

1. A State of exasperation that typically results from being assigned to care for an excessive number of patients and/or for patients that are severely unpleasant.

**Examples include, but are not limited to, patients with excessive turkey sandwich requirements, any condition that must be described using the word "infestation," the continued release of foul-smelling liquids, solids, or vapors, those seeking assistance to related to the unfortunate placement of miscellaneous objects in orifices where they clearly do not belong, and any situation for which the phrase "skin flakes" will be used when retelling the tale for weeks or months afterwards.

**Considered a somewhat rare phenomenon by some, this is most frequently observed when specific lunar phases and charge nurse assignments coincide.

**Often compared to diarrhea, both come in waves and you have a high possibility to be shit on.

Where you here the night we had the 600 pounder, with the skin flakes everywhere? I looked like a blizzard in there. We really got Cheyenned on that one.

God, I am getting Cheyenned so hard tonight. It must be a full moon!

Cheyenned by Captain 2.0 July 1, 2021

Cheneyed 

Get shot, ostensibly accidentally, and possibly in the face.

"I went hunting and one of my buddies got cheneyed"

Cheneyed by ZC Person February 15, 2006

cheyney

It is hard to define a Cheyney in words, they are mostly something that you must experience. A Cheyney is probably one of the most simply beautiful and free individuals that you can encounter. They are rare creatures so it is by staggering luck that you find one of these outstanding species. They normally have gone through the must brutal of struggles yet they do them so gracefully that one might not consider it a struggle at all. They put forth the most effort in whatever trial they come across and this characteristic can most efficiently be seen in their ability to love so deeply.

If your ever have the chance to experience a Cheyney you are by far one of the luckiest people. They have the ability to put a light into your life like no other. They themselves could be considered a drug just because they leave anyone they encounter erotic.They are the kind of people who will always put others first and never leave anyone behind or forgotten. They cannot be described in mere physical terms because a Cheyney does not base themselves off of physical characteristics but on the underlying soul that emerges from them. Anyone who has met a Cheyney can only describe them as the purest forms of beauty and shear strength. Of course, they have their flaws: most are very clumsy, they have a difficult time with words due to the speed of their thoughts and hyperactivity, they may come across as shy but that will not last long and soon they will be describing their entire life story.

"Wow, do you see that amazing girl over there?"
"Yeah, she must be a Cheyney!"

cheyney by rhearhea19 November 23, 2014

Dick Cheyney 

A newly discovered form of parasitic giant cockroach, it has been able to posses infect the brains of human beings and use tham as hosts, most notably George Bush Jr. and Sr., Donald Rumsfeld, Condoleezza Rice, and Collin Powell.

Dick Cheyney has taken control of my brain.

Dick Cheyney by Detranova July 28, 2003

Dick Cheneyed

To get reprimanded by an authority figure (boss, instructor etc...) who made a mistake in reprimanding you and then be made to apologize for it by that same authority figure.

I can't believe you apologized to the entire class for Professor Franklin's overreaction to your loud chewing in class! You got Dick Cheneyed man!

Dick Cheneyed by endid;pcoi May 5, 2010