Chewed Gum

a pussy thats been beat up way too much. the pussy looks similar to chewed gum

dude i was gonna eat this chick out but when i went down it looked like chewed gum

by JOSH April 5, 2005

Chewed Gum

When you take your ballsack and grab all the excess sack and mush it together so it looks like chewed gum.

jesuswuzANAL ien (11:07:52 PM): want my chewed gum?
Dragonflies197 (11:08:00 PM): nah, i'm chewing on my own

by Robbie December 6, 2003

Chewed Gum

a piece of gum, that has been bit into many times, also called chewing

I had a peice of Chewed Gum before, you know, that peice of Juicy fruit I stuck on that dog?

by Me-hung-low August 14, 2006

Chewed Bubble gum

Either a small section on a man’s ball sack sticking out of his fly, the wrinkled skin resembling a chewed piece of gum.

Also, a very worn out vagina who’s labia have become so stretched and disfigured it looks like a wad of chewed bubble gum.

1. “Hey bro, did you sit in chewed bubble gum?”
2. “No mam, my fly is part way down.”
1. “Ok, kinda looks like that hooker’s chewed bubble gum pussy lips!”

by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021

gum chewer

a hooker. A woman who has sex with most of the male population in any and every town.

Damn that girl is such a gum chewer.
You are not leaving this house dressed like a gum chewer young lady!

by Psychobillypimpstyle January 27, 2003

gum chewer

A hot girl between the ages of 20 and 30 who chews gum with a stupid, vacant look on her face and is somewhat promiscuous.

A girl need not be chewing gum to be labeled a gum chewer, but must look so stupid that one could imagine her chewing it in the manner described above.

That hot little bitty over there is such a gum chewer.

by CLS-oh-four March 23, 2008

bubble gum chewer

Willfully ignorant person who blissfully passes time mechanically chewing gum with no light bulbs on upstairs in the noggin, and only wants to enjoy themselves and talk about vapid pop culture and never hurt their brain with boring or inconvenient substantive topics that make them uncomfortable.

Can you keep the topic to something light and fun? I don't want bubble gum chewers like Becky and Chad to get uncomfortable and call 911 on us, and shut happy hour down.

by savmont June 3, 2020