Chewy -Bag : It’s a lot like douche bag or dirt bag but worse 💯 is someone who has to force women to have sex with him and when he’s confronted he has his cougar girlfriend jump her 💯🤣🤣🤣

That wasn’t cool yo !! don’t be a chewy bag

chewy bag by k187c June 2, 2019

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chewyable

A statement or concept that requires or prompts further thought.

An idea, word, sentence, experience, etc. that stays on your mind and makes you think.

That movie was chewyable.

chewyable by Ryan_09 April 24, 2017

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chewyjichuu

THE BEST PERSON ON TIKTOK! THEYRE A BEAUTIFUL STAN PAGE THAT WILL BE MOOTS WITH YOU GLADLY AND WILL REPLY TO ALL COMMENTS (MOST) I LOVE THEMMM

Girl 1: have u seen chewyjichuu on tiktok
Girl 2: NOO DUHHH OMG THEY ARE SO AMAZINGGG
Nonbinary: WHAT SAMEEEE THEYRE HOT 😍

chewyjichuu by tranquilityy April 10, 2021

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Chedy

A female name. Given only to the most awesome people on Earth. Typically she is funkadelic, coolioshmoolio and supercalifragilisticexpialadociously spectacular. When your name is Chedy you can have many nicknames eg: Cheddle, Chedpop, Chedoodle, Chedediah, Chedosaur... basically Ched-anything. If you ever meet a Chedy make friends with them as they are sure to rock. Chedy is also very sure of herself and has no problem with letting others know just how great she is. Makes friends easily with girls named Serena

Patty (random average girl): Did you meet Chedy yet?
Joanne (random average girl): Yes. I love her. She rocks.
Chedy: Yes, Yes I do.

Chedy by EverestCollege July 7, 2011

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Chewychunga

When a guy/girl randomly chews on a mans penis or genitalia, usually resulting in excess blood, and pain, shortly followed by screaming and even death. Do not under ANY circumstances, perform this action, no matter what.

Matt: Hey dude, my girlfriend gave me a chewychunga last night, and im wicked sore.
Steve: That stinks man.
Tyler: Are you SURE that was your girlfriend ;) ?!....

Chewychunga by oobleck May 8, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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