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Chest-Nut

A man or woman addicted to a females bosom.

Some chest-nuts have been known to like excedingly larger ones than most.
If a man looks at a woman with a large chest 3 or more times, they can be classified as a Chest-Nut.
by Ryan Serbet July 29, 2005
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Chest-Nut

Pressing your hot sweaty balls against a girl's tots until it leaves an imprint.
"Jaclyn munged my grandma at her funeral so im'a chest-nut her."
by Jmillz July 21, 2007
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chest nut

Stacy was feeding her baby Chest Nut
by 8bitHug May 14, 2018
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cheat nut

when you are cheating on your girl with some other girl and you nut.
"Dude, I cheat nut on the thots back."
by Mr.Squidly November 24, 2016
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chest nuts

A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.
definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"
by jeezusbonbonz October 12, 2008
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chest nutz

When you nut on their chest.
She got chest nutz at the party last night.
by nefyou September 6, 2016
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No Nut November Cheat Day

Doesn't exist
Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!

Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?
by Random homo sapien November 3, 2019
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