Chessnut

A phrase relating to an elite Runescape player who trains stats rather than combat, and receives a lot of stick from doing so.

Omfg look at his stats! What a Chessnut! TRAIN COMBAT FFS. BECOME P2P.

by AGftw September 20, 2008

Chessnut

A nerd/geek who enjoys making scripts and playing chess, they also get horny to random people.

Chessnuts are geeky, one of them wanted to marry me.

by Bob_Marly November 05, 2006

To Chessnut

Used to indicate that your Internet Connection is laggy. Can be used in combination with the internet connection, with yourself or even under the form "A chessnut connection".

I just kept getting pinged, my internet is chessnutting.
Sorry I didn't come back on last night, I chessnutted.
To Chessnut or not To Chessnut, that's the question!

by Wardje September 09, 2007

Chessnut Connection

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".

Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!

by Patje September 08, 2007