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A slow moving commonly dull witted being.
Passenger: Why is it going so slow?
Driver: We're stuck behind a F***ing Chessen!
Chessen by Adam KilHarney January 9, 2008
Words you can keep
Swissgerman slang for beer.
Bro lets grab some cold ones!

You mean lets get a chessel!
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Bro we should open a bar

How should we call it?

Lets call it chesseleria!
Chessel by LucSkywalker December 12, 2020
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CHESSINGTON 

Pleasant, leafy area within the Royal Borough of Kingston-upon-Thames, a short hop by fast train from Central London.
There's a lot more good stuff about Chessington than the World of Adventures.
CHESSINGTON by .l May 8, 2014

Chesse Dick 

Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.
Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?
A contraction of the words 'chess' and 'techno'.
Dude 1: Hey dude, I'm going to play some chess and listen to techno!
Dude 2: Sweet dude! Chessno rules.
Chessno by Mike S. G. October 1, 2010
Swissgerman slang for beer.
Bro lets grab some cold ones!

You mean lets get a chessel!
-----------------
Bro we should open a bar

How should we call it?

Lets call it chesseleria!
Chessel by LucSkywalker December 12, 2020

To Chessnut 

Used to indicate that your Internet Connection is laggy. Can be used in combination with the internet connection, with yourself or even under the form "A chessnut connection".
I just kept getting pinged, my internet is chessnutting.
Sorry I didn't come back on last night, I chessnutted.
To Chessnut or not To Chessnut, that's the question!
To Chessnut by Wardje September 9, 2007
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