1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

chernobylish by picc285 April 16, 2019

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Chernobyling

Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.

Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.

Chernobyling by rxlouden September 5, 2014

Chernodeal

A deal or negotiation that is so radioactive that no matter how well you execute or plan it, it will always be a loss-loss situation!!

8pm - MD Partner: "John, a friend of mine brought this amazing opportunity on this really crappy bond! Could you please take a look and give your insights for tomorrow morning? I'll meet him at 9am. I really don't want to disappoint him!"

Analysts laughing: "Damn... Johnny got staffed in this new Chernodeal!!"

Chernodeal by specialsitsgod October 6, 2020

Chernozhopiy

Derogatory term in Russian for dark-skinned people from the Caucasus or Central Asia. Can also be used to denote dark colored people from other parts of the world such as Africa, the Middle East and South Asia.

Did you hear how a guy from Dagestan beat up someone in the subway just because he didn’t like the way how the victim looked at him?

Goddamn chernozhopiy bastards, Chechnya wasn’t enough for them

Chernozhopiy by Nebrattiymnegnida December 9, 2021

Cherno Inferno

The act of surprising that special someone by setting your dick on fire and continuing to fuck the shit out of them like they're a bear and you're Washington. Make sure you punch them during.

I Cherno Inferno'd all over that broad, it was pretty good I guess. She didn't seem to wanna talk after though, she kind of just left with the fire department.

Cherno Inferno by Goodburger VI August 20, 2008

Ben Chernoff

A kid who smokes way to much weed and thinks his dick is so big even tho everyone knows the truth. pretends to be tough but is actually a pussy. Lies in every sentence. Gets away with everything. Some other names are “big nigga”, “180 lbs of pure pretend black”

“Yo bro I met this cool guy last night, but it turns out he’s a Ben Chernoff”

“Damn bro that sucks”

Ben Chernoff by Gary_winthrope May 9, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026