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A person who can kill people only using his ass and can cut his own hair only using his nipples. He should be as tall as an anteater when he reaches the coming of age and vodka has the same effect over him than food later than 12 o'clock has over gremmlings. He can also make your pussy wet by dancing like the martian of the cumbia and can make you shit your pants by laughing when he jokes.
Oh Chenso, please have mercy, put your pants on, i don't want to die.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Chenso.
Chenso by Palindroms November 22, 2021
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Chenzo'd 

To be sweet-talked and persuaded into being slain sexually with the thought of true love in mind, only to later realize the other party's only real intention was to add another notch to their belt and kick them to the curb.
I cannot believe I was Chenzo'd by Paul Saturday night! He seemed like such a nice guy with romantic intentions until he kicked me out after sex and won't answer any of my texts! :(
Chenzo'd by Mathieu Mathers May 28, 2015
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A One club man. A staunch loyalist of one club or organisation. A person over time who has Served said organisation in any departments the club needed. Over time made himself almost invisible at the club, never giving any controversial Interviews, quotes or leaking Infomation to the media at large.

Every club has its own Chendo. Real Madrid is built on service of such silent Madridistas
“ Man, I’ve been coming to this store for 20 years, I’ve always seen Alan working here”

“oh , he’s a proper chendo”
Chendo by LoyalMadridista October 12, 2021

censorship 

The process of ████████ ███████████ to the advantage of █████████ in order to ███████. Potentially used against ██████ and other such forms of ██████. A staple weapon to any functioning regime of █████████.
Yeah, cuz censorship is totally the answer to the problems in ████████.
censorship by yosheek June 19, 2011

Chens Theorem 

"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.

if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)

if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P

(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol
Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!

chenonote 

an extremely high soprano note sung in full head voice; derived from Broadway's Kristin Chenoweth's uncanny ability to spontaneously sing such a note with remarkable accuracy
Wow, did you hear that chenonote? I swear she almost broke my wine glass!
chenonote by capturelife May 1, 2009

chensung 

A ship between NCT’s Chenle and NCT’S Jisung.
Fan1: “What’s your ship in NCT?”
Fan2: “CHENSUNG FOR LIFEEEE!”