Cheeselessness

a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.

a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness

by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011

Cheeseless Rice

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.

"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"

by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013

Cheeseless Mice

non-offensive way to say Jesus Christ

Cheeseless Mice! There was another mass shooting today!

by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022

Cheeseless Quesadilla

Getting a blowjob with a condom on.

How was that chick last night?

It kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.

by Donkeypunch1 December 17, 2015

Cheeseless

when there no cheese

Cheeseless cheese doesn't exist because you need cheese to make cheese

by definitionpro69 August 26, 2021

The Age of Cheeselessness

The sad dark period of geology before we can find traces of Cheese in the Earth.

Can you imagine what it must have been like to live in The Age of Cheeselessness?

I can hardly bear to think about it. It brings a tear to my eye. *sob*

by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011