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Cheeseless Rice 

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.
"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"
Cheeseless Rice by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013

Cheeseless Quesadilla

Getting a blowjob with a condom on.
How was that chick last night?

It kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.
Cheeseless Quesadilla by Donkeypunch1 December 17, 2015

Cheeseless Mice 

non-offensive way to say Jesus Christ
Cheeseless Mice! There was another mass shooting today!
Cheeseless Mice by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022

cheesemeister 

Someone whose behavior is consistantly hokey, a lame-o.
David Hasselhoff is a real cheesemeister.
cheesemeister by Anya Anamhbme January 3, 2005

Cheesefest 

noun- a term referring to any sort of TV show, movie, or event in which the jokes, plotline, presenters or actors themselves are cheesy. cheesy as in corny, stupid, or even cringe-inducingly unfunny.

boyfriends often have to endure many Cheesefests at the hands of their needy, idiotic girlfriends. every guy has a breaking point at the number of Cheesefests he can withstand.

the guys who get laid the most are practically immune to them, hence their waxy appearance and glazed eyes.
Boy: so where do you want to go tonight for our second date?
Girl: ooo a new romantic comedy with anne hathaway is out! or maybe that disney one with miley cyrus and ashley tisdale!

Boy: *cringes* not another Cheesefest!
Cheesefest by societymongerer July 23, 2009

cheesepussy 

1) an individual who is too much of a pussy to be called even a cheesedick 2) a mega-tool 3) a super creeper 3)Jersey Shore to the max
Wow, that crreper from last night at the parade was such a cheesepussy.
cheesepussy by jeffandmack February 16, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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