a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little
cheese is in any one place at any one
time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3
b. Also a geological period of a global lack of
cheese.
a.
Uhhh,
Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.
Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be
suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going
senile.
b. The Age of Cheeslessness