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Cheeseless Rice 

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.
"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"
Cheeseless Rice by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013

cheeseyweasel 

Cheeseyweasel is the term for a mans penis that has gone unwashed for several days
I pulled his trousers down and he had this tiny cheeseyweasel, so i got the hell out of there
cheeseyweasel by biiiig jim January 15, 2008

Cheeseless Quesadilla

Getting a blowjob with a condom on.
How was that chick last night?

It kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.

Cheeseless Mice 

non-offensive way to say Jesus Christ
Cheeseless Mice! There was another mass shooting today!
Cheeseless Mice by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022

Cheeseales 

Cheeseaeles are weasles dipped in cheese or any thing you want it 2 mean
yo theese is some nice cheeseales, or look at those cheeseales ecsapein
Cheeseales by sloose moose November 14, 2003

Cheeselessness

a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.
a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness