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Cheeseless Rice 

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.
"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"
Cheeseless Rice by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013

cheeseyweasel 

Cheeseyweasel is the term for a mans penis that has gone unwashed for several days
I pulled his trousers down and he had this tiny cheeseyweasel, so i got the hell out of there
cheeseyweasel by biiiig jim January 15, 2008

Cheeseless Quesadilla

Getting a blowjob with a condom on.
How was that chick last night?

It kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.
Cheeseless Quesadilla by Donkeypunch1 December 17, 2015

Cheeseless Mice 

Cheeseless Mice! There was another mass shooting today!
Cheeseless Mice by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022

Cheeseales 

Cheeseaeles are weasles dipped in cheese or any thing you want it 2 mean
yo theese is some nice cheeseales, or look at those cheeseales ecsapein
Cheeseales by sloose moose November 14, 2003

Cheeselessness

a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.
a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness
Cheeselessness by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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