a. A
distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how
little cheese is in any one place at any
one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3
b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.
a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's
happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.
Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be
suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if
I'm not going senile.
b. The Age of Cheeslessness