cheese farmer

slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years
i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer
by billowey pete August 14, 2006
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Mexican Cheese Farmer

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.
"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"
by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009
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Farmer's Cheese

A sweat and grime layered gooch and grundle marked by a rancid, cheesy odor. Farmer's Cheese typically forms after period of long perspiration and or going for days or weeks without bathing. The smell is akin to that of knob cheese.
After three weeks of roaming the streets and interludes with multiple crack whores, Roger had developed a thick layer of Farmer's Cheese on his sack and the smell was rancid like Limburger and pickled onions.
by Eaton Holgoode December 06, 2016
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Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA
As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.
by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025
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Cheese farmer

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.
As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.
by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025
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