Check, please! 

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

Check, please! by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

check, please 

A response to becoming the victim of an accident, indicating embarrassment.

Vinny is attempting to cross the street while carrying a sack of recently dismembered cow penises. As he steps off the sidewalk, a bicycle messenger rams into him at full speed, tossing the penises everywhere and causing a compound fracture in Vinny's left knee.

Vinny: "Check, please."

check, please by ninjatigerbatman July 8, 2011

check, please 

Hold the conversation, I need an explination. Used to stop the conversation, not to inquire, although this is the most common use.

Man 1: And so I said to her, you've got great purple bananas!
Man 2: Check, please: what's a purple banana?

check, please by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

check please

when a situation or person creates a uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates an out implying " time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.

" That fool be like stuck to m like glue- almost like stocking my ass....everything was cool until today when he followed me around like a lost puppy even to my house ---"Check please"

check please by MollyRust May 29, 2019

Check Please

Used to cut someone off in conversation cause the conversation dry as Fuck and no one want to hear bout your sorry ass life!!!

This Nigga kept talking so I said “Check Please” cause I’m ready to leave dis conversation!!!!

Check Please by TheHumanBeatBox March 11, 2019

Please check your internet connection and try again. 

What every single website, program, and application would say when you are not connected/have problems with your Wi-Fi AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY ANNOYING especially when you have fun at it

Isn't it cruel that when you have fun with the website/program/application that you have and then all of a sudden a little box appeared that said "Please check your internet connection and try again." then you got disconnected from it

Please check your internet connection and try again. by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

check please

What you say after you either severely burn someone, indicating the coup de grace, or to indicate to the other party that the conversation is over.

Friend 1: You know how I know you're gay?
Friend 2: Well it cant be the fact that I'm talking to an outstandingly attractive Cuban woman on the phone right now...that would disprove the gayness.
Friend 1: Yeah...but you smiled at me so that makes any other straightness null and void. check please!

check please by Shakey Jake December 9, 2008