boogie-bomb kiss

when you queue up Good Day by TIKO directly after a silent audio on spotify, then you put the phone on the other side of the room with FULL volume, and you mentally time how much is left of the silent audio so that right before it's over you give your girl a big ol' smooch right on the mouth, and then GOOD DAY by TIKO comes on, then you Bunga

Isaac: Imma boogie-bomb kiss her in the Mary Spouse common

by BriggsBriggs May 06, 2022

Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences

Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours

by BriggsBriggs April 05, 2022

Bunga

a very popular hip-hop dance that developed in the early 20s, made known most notably on Franciscan University of Steubenville campus, widely acclaimed to be a combination of the floss and that one dance that Pennywise does in IT when in the sewer

Meredith: Oh look! A very attractive woman!!!
Ezra: Do the Bunga.
Meredith: **does the Bunga**

by BriggsBriggs April 05, 2022

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

Pretty Girl Syndrome

when a girl is so attractive that she's used to getting attention from guys all the time. It causes her to never understand or appreciate genuine interaction with men and she finds herself surrounded by people who don't actually care about her. Meanwhile goodhearted men watch from a distance just wishing they had the opportunity to treat her right if only she just gave them the chance.

Mitch: I don't understand why Sydney is dating that asshole. She's so beautiful, she could get anyone she wanted
Aaron: She doesn't even realize it but she's got pretty girl syndrome
Mitch: I'll go tell her she's ugly!
Aaron:

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022

gay skunk moment

the period of one's life when they are stripped of superficial joys and left in complete desolation as a means of cleansing and growth

Will: I'm just so depressed and lonely all the time. I've tried everything
Dale: damn you're prolly going through a gay skunk moment
Will: prolly

by BriggsBriggs March 29, 2022

gay best friend

it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her

"I'm in love with this girl but I think I'm just her gay best friend"

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022