BriggsBriggs's definitions

boogie-bomb kiss

when you queue up Good Day by TIKO directly after a silent audio on spotify, then you put the phone on the other side of the room with FULL volume, and you mentally time how much is left of the silent audio so that right before it's over you give your girl a big ol' smooch right on the mouth, and then GOOD DAY by TIKO comes on, then you Bunga

Isaac: Imma boogie-bomb kiss her in the Mary Spouse common

by BriggsBriggs May 6, 2022

Burnt

When you're so salty over something that you have a full-thickness chemical burn all over and you just refuse to deal with the situation at all

Emily: I'm surprised Jasmine isn't super excited about getting lunch with you considering you never took her on that date.
Briggs: I mean I only asked Juliana because Jasmine declined first. She's prolly just burnt since Juliana and I got half-priced apps.

by BriggsBriggs April 26, 2022

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

Flava

its kind of like when heaven meets earth, except in human genetics

Bunga: ASJ just got a little more flavaaaa🍫

by BriggsBriggs April 20, 2022

wound shaming

when a person defends themselves against criticism by speaking about the possible wound that caused their flaw

Luke: Bro, you need to stop getting hammered every night
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn

by BriggsBriggs April 12, 2022

Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences

Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours

by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022

Bunga

a very popular hip-hop dance that developed in the early 20s, made known most notably on Franciscan University of Steubenville campus, widely acclaimed to be a combination of the floss and that one dance that Pennywise does in IT when in the sewer

Meredith: Oh look! A very attractive woman!!!
Ezra: Do the Bunga.
Meredith: **does the Bunga**

by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022