BriggsBriggs's definitions

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

Burnt

When you're so salty over something that you have a full-thickness chemical burn all over and you just refuse to deal with the situation at all

Emily: I'm surprised Jasmine isn't super excited about getting lunch with you considering you never took her on that date.
Briggs: I mean I only asked Juliana because Jasmine declined first. She's prolly just burnt since Juliana and I got half-priced apps.

by BriggsBriggs April 26, 2022

boogie-bomb kiss

when you queue up Good Day by TIKO directly after a silent audio on spotify, then you put the phone on the other side of the room with FULL volume, and you mentally time how much is left of the silent audio so that right before it's over you give your girl a big ol' smooch right on the mouth, and then GOOD DAY by TIKO comes on, then you Bunga

Isaac: Imma boogie-bomb kiss her in the Mary Spouse common

by BriggsBriggs May 6, 2022

gay skunk moment

the period of one's life when they are stripped of superficial joys and left in complete desolation as a means of cleansing and growth

Will: I'm just so depressed and lonely all the time. I've tried everything
Dale: damn you're prolly going through a gay skunk moment
Will: prolly

by BriggsBriggs March 29, 2022

established

when a song is listened to and is forever established in one's memory to be associated with that exact moment in time

Skunk: this song is fire
Briggs: damn, I established this song month 2 of junior year
Skunk: why are you like this

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022

DAQ

a game based off the acronym for "Dopeass Question": a player asks another player to "DAQ" him up, meaning they ask him/her a dopeass question. The second player daps them up and then asks a dopeass question. If the question is lame, the player may reject the SAQ (stupidass question)

Lucy: ayo Briggs, DAQ me up
Briggs: what do you hate most about yourself
Lucy: That's a DAQ!!!

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022

Pretty Girl Syndrome

when a girl is so attractive that she's used to getting attention from guys all the time. It causes her to never understand or appreciate genuine interaction with men and she finds herself surrounded by people who don't actually care about her. Meanwhile goodhearted men watch from a distance just wishing they had the opportunity to treat her right if only she just gave them the chance.

Mitch: I don't understand why Sydney is dating that asshole. She's so beautiful, she could get anyone she wanted
Aaron: She doesn't even realize it but she's got pretty girl syndrome
Mitch: I'll go tell her she's ugly!
Aaron:

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022