MollyRust's definitions

Philpuss

someone that walks down the beach and sucks the farts out of dead seagulls assholes

I went to a local philpuss convention to see what it was about and I was the only one there

by MollyRust March 9, 2019

trucker dick

When a man doesn't wash his penis,testicles or asshole for a long period of time causing a foul odor that exudes from his entire being.

Man do you smell that? Someone has trucker dick up in this mutherfucker!!

by MollyRust August 24, 2017

Joe shit the ragman

A marine corp slang term used in place of “you dummy “ or “you stupid”

“Everything would be ready for PT gunny if Joe shit the ragman hadn’t screwed it all up!”

by MollyRust July 17, 2022

check please

when a situation or person creates a uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates an out implying " time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.

" That fool be like stuck to m like glue- almost like stocking my ass....everything was cool until today when he followed me around like a lost puppy even to my house ---"Check please"

by MollyRust May 29, 2019

Gentleman's re-rack

When you're in public and your balls are stuck to the side of your leg and you need to discreetly adjust them

as I walked out of the movie theater I had to perform a quick gentleman's re-rack before the ladies caught eye

by MollyRust May 24, 2019

Slippin’ like wet soap

Messing up or screwing up

Failing

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “

by MollyRust August 5, 2020

Loyal to the foil

Someone that exclusively smokes their drug of choice on aluminum foil

“Man you won’t catch that Shelly girl smokin a bong or a pipe - She is loyal to the foil!”

by MollyRust June 13, 2023