Chchlamydia

Chlamydia for people who can't spell but their high school feels bad for them and gives them a diploma anyways.

"Bro, she gave me chchlamydia. I'm fucked."
"What?"
"Chchlamydia, you know the STI that makes pissing hard."
"What was your highschool GPA?"
"1.7, my mom was proud of me!"
"You know, that makes a lot of sense knowing you."

Chchlamydia by lolabunz4 June 12, 2022

Chlamydia 

"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.

one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...

Chlamydia by Kobren June 20, 2006

chlamydial syphllaids 

someone who is so bubonic with all manner of sexually and otherwise transmitted disease that they have the look of a crack whore that has been up for a week straight chocking down all manner of disgusting filth in a vain attempt to stave the insatiable desire to run themselves off a cliff because they are so diabolical. these people could be described as having syphllaids.

Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.

Gregor: check her out! she has the worst case of syphllaids i've ever seen.

Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.

Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!

chlamydial syphllaids by gregor wilson April 20, 2008

Chlamydia 

a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.

dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...

Chlamydia by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 6, 2005

Chlamydia Chowder 

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)

"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious chlamydia chowder."

Chlamydia Chowder by buttfinger December 9, 2013

mexican chlamydia 

a form of chlamydia in which the penis grows a sombrero and then falls off

Yeah, I was worried because my crotch was itching while i was in Mexico. - George
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan

mexican chlamydia by Fiegizzl July 16, 2006

chlamydia 

A sexually transmitted disease that causes such symptoms as cloudy urine. Not all people will show symtoms. It is easily "cured" with antibiotics although it may cause damage (especially in women) if not treated.

Chlamydia: The gift that keeps on giving!

chlamydia by Janeshoe October 18, 2011