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An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.
Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.
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by lolabunz4 February 08, 2021

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