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An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.
Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.
by lolabunz4 February 9, 2021
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Chlamydia for people who can't spell but their high school feels bad for them and gives them a diploma anyways.
"Bro, she gave me chchlamydia. I'm fucked."
"What?"
"Chchlamydia, you know the STI that makes pissing hard."
"What was your highschool GPA?"
"1.7, my mom was proud of me!"
"You know, that makes a lot of sense knowing you."
by lolabunz4 June 13, 2022
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