The twisted version of english spoken by chavs--
English = Chavlish
emo = emo
scene kid = emo
goth = goff
metalhead = mosha
skater = grunja
trainers = creps
men = mandem
thankyou = safe
hello = oright?
my friends = me crew
i will beat you up = ima bang u out dick'ed
i agree, yes, no, (any affirmative response) = init
these are just a few translations, there are thousands more
* chavspeak in action *
chav1: orite blud
chav2: orite
chav3: oi, wanna fag
chav4: safe
*goth walks past*
chav1: oi goff, go put makeup on and worship the devil init
goth: (alone) pardon?
chav2: ya startin mayte, me and me crew gonna bang u out blud so jog on
Goth:*walks towards chavs*
chav3: LEG IT!!!
a sexy beast also known as "ChangMin" or "the dark lord". this beast is a member of the popular acapella/dancing/singing/man group called Dong Bang Shin Ki/TVXQ/DBSK/THSK/ToHoShinKi etc... this sexy beast eats almost anything and cannot be stopped. Eating up to 8 meals a day, he is fierce, hungry, and all around a SEXY BEAST. if u run into this beast there are a few ways to escape without harm: 1.throw a Junsu infront of you for protection. 2 say that you'll tell his eumma (JaeJoong). 3.give compliments while running away.
Chavspeak is one word to describe the language that is spoken by the subhuman Chav race. It is hard to understand especially when spoken fast as in rap music songs, or a show of anger. A visitor to the UK should learn this language for thier own safety.
example of the chavspeak language
Chav: "'Ay check out da f**king goff, trash im!"
Goth: "Go away,scumbag!"
Chav: "Oi y'startin, y'startin, I'll spark ya'out cold!"
*Goth grabs the bling round the offender's neck*
Chav: " f..fking gerroff, y'killin mi!"
*Chav collapses half dead in some mud and the Goth walks away.*
having a mad crush on a guy/girl who is alot older than you and a lot a lot more experienced than you and is completely bad news. and, falling so badly for him/her that you'll do anything for him/her or do anything to him that he/she would tell you to. it seems like you gave up all your values for him/her.
I met this really hot guy at the Bentley dance last week and he completely chaseatized me. I can't stop thinking about him and i would so do anything for him.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.