Chav speak 

words that don't make sense chained together in a way that you get the geral understanding. lol.

chav speak:
oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.

translation

im ready to party. lets rock it. this crap let go.

Chav speak by 96love June 28, 2009

Chav speak 

A strange form of communication, also known as BRAP!

Ite boyyyyyy, hows life down the east ghetto innit safe RESPECT! brapage! I is well up to date with the chav speak innit boy safe man wicked peace out!

Chav speak by Gravesendboi March 8, 2007

chavspeak 

The twisted version of english spoken by chavs--
English = Chavlish
emo = emo
scene kid = emo
goth = goff
metalhead = mosha
skater = grunja
trainers = creps
men = mandem
thankyou = safe
hello = oright?
my friends = me crew
i will beat you up = ima bang u out dick'ed
i agree, yes, no, (any affirmative response) = init

these are just a few translations, there are thousands more

* chavspeak in action *

chav1: orite blud
chav2: orite
chav3: oi, wanna fag
chav4: safe
*goth walks past*
chav1: oi goff, go put makeup on and worship the devil init
goth: (alone) pardon?
chav2: ya startin mayte, me and me crew gonna bang u out blud so jog on
Goth:*walks towards chavs*
chav3: LEG IT!!!

chavspeak by tomd is yo mama June 18, 2007

Chatspeak 

Chatspeak, aka netspeak. This is a form of speech in which one shortens words and replaces the letter "s" with the letter "z" in an effort to save time and look cool. Chatspeakers also rarely use capitalization or correct punctuation.

Chatspeakers are generally looked down on by people who can actually spell and who have enough self-respect to type out a real sentence.

Chatspeak can never be considered 'literate.'

Examples:
Boys- Boiz
Girls- girlz, grlz, grrlz, gurlz
Mate- m8
Skater- sk8er
You- u
Are- r
Tonight- 2nite
Because- Bcuz

Et cetera.

hi im a grrl how r u??? ok so dont talk 2 me i dont care!!!

Chatspeak by truthfulone November 28, 2003

chatspeak 

A disgrace to the English language.

omg wtf r u tinking gothz pwn punkz!!/1oneone

chatspeak by Shadow June 6, 2004

chatspeak 

Slang and misspelled words that are commonly used on IM.

lyke omgzz hai grrlfren!!!1!1!1one ohemgee lyke eye saw diz grrl upp 2 da m@ll n she wuz lyke omgzzz u suk n i wuz lyke waaaa!!! :'( Will g2g l8rr!!!1!!1 oxox

chatspeak by *Rae July 4, 2005

chatspeak 

Hell on the internet.

A disgrace to grammar.

See annoying.

Person 1: omg ur meen u duma$$ lol

Person 2: And you're stupid. :)

Person 1: lol dnt b dum im betr dan u

Person 2: -lets out a long, drawn-out sigh- I hate chatspeak.

chatspeak by Bleak September 26, 2005