chav speak:
oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.
translation
im ready to party. lets rock it. this crap let go.
oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.
translation
im ready to party. lets rock it. this crap let go.
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The twisted version of english spoken by chavs--
English = Chavlish
emo = emo
scene kid = emo
goth = goff
metalhead = mosha
skater = grunja
trainers = creps
men = mandem
thankyou = safe
hello = oright?
my friends = me crew
i will beat you up = ima bang u out dick'ed
i agree, yes, no, (any affirmative response) = init
these are just a few translations, there are thousands more
English = Chavlish
emo = emo
scene kid = emo
goth = goff
metalhead = mosha
skater = grunja
trainers = creps
men = mandem
thankyou = safe
hello = oright?
my friends = me crew
i will beat you up = ima bang u out dick'ed
i agree, yes, no, (any affirmative response) = init
these are just a few translations, there are thousands more
* chavspeak in action *
chav1: orite blud
chav2: orite
chav3: oi, wanna fag
chav4: safe
*goth walks past*
chav1: oi goff, go put makeup on and worship the devil init
goth: (alone) pardon?
chav2: ya startin mayte, me and me crew gonna bang u out blud so jog on
Goth:*walks towards chavs*
chav3: LEG IT!!!
chav1: orite blud
chav2: orite
chav3: oi, wanna fag
chav4: safe
*goth walks past*
chav1: oi goff, go put makeup on and worship the devil init
goth: (alone) pardon?
chav2: ya startin mayte, me and me crew gonna bang u out blud so jog on
Goth:*walks towards chavs*
chav3: LEG IT!!!
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Chatspeakers are generally looked down on by people who can actually spell and who have enough self-respect to type out a real sentence.
Chatspeak can never be considered 'literate.'
Examples:
Boys- Boiz
Girls- girlz, grlz, grrlz, gurlz
Mate- m8
Skater- sk8er
You- u
Are- r
Tonight- 2nite
Because- Bcuz
Et cetera.
Chatspeakers are generally looked down on by people who can actually spell and who have enough self-respect to type out a real sentence.
Chatspeak can never be considered 'literate.'
Examples:
Boys- Boiz
Girls- girlz, grlz, grrlz, gurlz
Mate- m8
Skater- sk8er
You- u
Are- r
Tonight- 2nite
Because- Bcuz
Et cetera.
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