Cattacked

when a cat attacks or startles you out of nowhere

"Man today sucks"

"why?"

"I got cattacked. Twice."

"Dude again?! You need to get rid of that cat."

Cattacked by Orange2themax February 13, 2015

Cattacked

When your cat attacks you for no goddamn reason and ends up biting/scratching/and or drawing blood

Person 1: Fuck dude, what happened to your arm?
Person 2: I got cattacked.

Cattacked by yeet420blazeit November 27, 2016

I feel personally attacked 

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.

New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."

I feel personally attacked by igotalottastuff June 20, 2020

cartjacked 

Meaning you're on your computer it's 10:59 AM (Est) you keep refreshing your Supreme page. Then boom 11AM hits, you see that hyped item, in 000.9 seconds you add it to your cart. Then you autofill your checkout, cc information. And click on process payment. It loads and loads, while your heart is pounding out of your chest. Waiting to get that "Your order has been successfully submitted", but then boom. You get a message saying "some of the items in your cart are sold out, please remove them from your cart". You've been Cartjacked. Probably by some Asian hype beast with stupidly fast internet, or a bot.

Hypebeast 1: Bro i had the bogo in my cart, then boom! I was cartjacked!!
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.

cartjacked by AverageHypebeast December 7, 2016

Cattack 

Verb. A cat-like attack, ie: When someone sporadically runs up/pounces someone, then casually walks away.

Similar to the hugtackle, just more crafty.

"She cattacked me on the way to the kitchen!"

Cattack by Atalaya December 25, 2007

Attacked 

Relatable. When you relate hardcore to something someone just said or showed you. Usually meaning "I feel attacked" but light hearted and jokingly

Friend: "Check out this meme that hits too close to your insecurities."
Me: "Attacked"

Attacked by MaimieJeenach August 30, 2019

Cattack 

A cat-like attack which is both cute and ferocious.

A: CATTACK!!!! *hits brother*
B: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU KAREN!! THIS IS WHY I DONT TELL ANYONE AT SCHOOL WE ARE RELATED!! AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!
A: *hisssss*

Cattack by Minglee April 27, 2019