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Chatpounding 

Masturbating while chatting online;
Pounding one out in Chat
Work was so frustrating today I just cant wait to get home and do some chatpounding.
Chatpounding by HighMaintenance April 26, 2010
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Chatpouncer 

Chatpouncer-Someone who sits and watches for people to log in and then pounces on them before they can get their bearings.
A Chatpouncer is another name for a digital stalker.

That stuck up girl keeps chatvoiding me before I have the chance to chatpounce her.
Chatpouncer by Clintonleebembry February 11, 2010
Super tall and weird looking young man.who is a great friend and treats his girl ok. Usually liked the nicknames toady,toasy,poundcake, Piece of shit, Jefferson, asshole and jack ass. SUPER FUNNY PERSONALITY
Joanne: did you see Chatod earlier?

Diego: yea! He was acting really weird

Joanne: oh no that’s just him
chatod by Strange one 335 May 20, 2018
A foot long fat cock covered in hair
Your chapode is is making my coochie itchy
chapode by Glefdale October 16, 2020

Champodka 

Champodka is a mix of russian champagne & vodka
popular in the 1970s
I was feeling nostalgic about my visit to Moscow in the 1970s, drinking Champodka
Champodka by dj.bitter January 30, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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