Chasso

Cool, good, amazing, any synonym of the first words spoken.

You bro it would be so chasso if you could hand me that pen over there

by Hellothere_123 April 12, 2025

Cassock Wearer

This is a term that was originally applied, not to clergy, but to a female with an unsightly arse. The arse in question might be fat, lopsided or saggy, it could be overly skinny or have strange looking lumps and bumps on it, or it may just not look right. Any of these attributes would turn her into a cassock wearer. It all goes back to a saying that started in England just after World War II. At that time, most people went to church and would kneel for prayers on a sort of cushion called a hassock. These hassocks could be lopsided or saggy, frequently skinny and often had strange looking lumps on them. Somebody made the comparison of an unsightly female arse to a hassock and from this grew the rhyme “with an arse like a hassock she should wear a cassock”, which was shortened to cassock wearer. It has now become a term applied generally to an unprepossessing female.

“Have you seen Mickey’s latest?”
“Oh shit, yeah! A right cassock wearer.”

by AKACroatalin September 4, 2016

Cassowary

Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.

Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"

by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017

Cassondra

; one whom you have an immediate connection with, the moment you look into her amazing blue eyes, a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, so strong you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior to her..She is the best girl youll ever met in your whole entire lifetime ... Cassondra is a girl who is so Sexy As Fuck, funny, has beautiful Blue Eyes, and fucken gorgeous ass lips that you cant seem to get your eyes off of and her smile... damn !!! She is exactly who i have been searching for all of these years. She is the one I desire and she is the one I love!!! The manifestation of beauty, Kind hearted, Smart, Sensitive, independent, Caring, Loyal, AMAZING style in every way possible, Cassondra loves to dance to her music she can vibe to , her dance will keep you mesmerized and dumbified for a good min.. Cassondra is a once in a life time kinda girl...

*6232015*

Cassondra is a once in a life time kinda girl...

by Foxy Bones 96 October 30, 2017

Metric Chassis

The General Motors G-Body platform (1978-88 Chevy Monte Carlo, Buick Regal, Pontiac Grand Prix, Oldsmobile Cutlass). "Metric Chassis" is the name given to these cars by dirt track racing enthusiasts because they were the first GM car to start using metric fasteners.

Tom is running a metric chassis but most others have a Camaro at that track.

by metric car August 13, 2012

Chasse Pour

When you pour a glass of wine so tall the waiter asks if you would rather have a pitcher to drink from

A: “Oops I poured this glass of wine way too tall”
B: “oh that’s called a Chasse Pour”
A: “Me. You. This bottle. Now”

by Rnix5 November 28, 2017

Chassis boys

Just a group of fellas who respect the frame of a car.

Good golly! The Chassis boys started a lynch mob.

That kid is going ape shit. He must certainly be a chassis boy.

by EmpireBart January 22, 2019