The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"
Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.
Calling your friend the alter ego "Charlie Baker" is man code for calling him a cock block. (thus the initials C.B.) It is to be used when one man is with a girl and his buddy begins to cock block him. If he doesn't want to straight up say his friend is being a cock block right in front of the target he will call him Charlie Baker.
"Hey man what are you guys doing tonight? Can I get in the car?"
"C'mon Charlie Baker! Someone else will give you a ride."
A Charlie Brown is a “middle of the road” sort of guy. He is not extreme and doesn’t see life as “black and white.” He sees all the grays and variations, which makes him interesting in some way. Some people see this as a “wishy washy” personality, but it is not so.
Charlie Brown is not mainstream. He is loyal to his friends and has an under rated “offbeat” sense –of-humor. Overall, he is not a bad person to be around.
Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Brown-iest.