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charlie-browning

Verb: (To Charile-Brown) a way to express talking (usually done in a manner to discipline) that is similar to the adults on the cartoon series Charlie Brown (ie. the whomp whomp whomp the teachers use to talk to Charlie Brown) When you are charlie-browned it's usually things you DON'T wanna hear (or have heard before) and it annoys you.
When I got back from the party Mom started charlie-browning me. I hear the same story all the time and having her repeat it over and over again is like listening to a recording.
charlie-browning by K. Taylor September 18, 2008
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Charlie Browning 

It is the alternative way of saying that you got Cock Blocked around a group of people. It used to inform a friend that he is cock blocking you when he doesn't even notice it. It's the negative result of a wing man.
Yo, what the hell are you still doing her?

friend, I'm showing Amanda how to do a card trick

Damn man, stop charlie browning me. Can't you see she's in my room!

cock block cock blocked wing man charlie browned charlie brown
Charlie Browning by OmegaL December 11, 2009

Charlie Browning 

to perpetually wear the same clothing.
Look at Joe, he's Charlie browning the same shirt and pants for the last 5 days.

Charlie Browning 

Charlie Browning is when you’re running to kick a football and someone pulls it out of the way
“Damn, girl! You really Charlie Browned me!”
“Be careful Charlie Browning! You almost got me hurt!”

Charlie Browning It 

When a girl is going down on you and being very vocal about it, she is "Charlie Browning it". Named as such because a woman with a mouthful of meat sounds an awful lot like Charlie Brown's parents and teacher.Can also be used to describe whorish behavior just short of public sexual acts....
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026