Charitous

adj. Behaving in a manner that on the surface appears altruistic or charitable, but ultimately serves a selfish goal.

Randy made a charitous donation to Toys for Tots, just so he could look good in front of his inlaws.

by Q the Grate February 6, 2019

charitous

Shy quiet guy. Often keeps to himself. When cares about someone he puts his all into that person; goes above and beyond to make someone he cares about especially his significant other happy. Smart and genuinely unique guy. When giving and applying his all (thus his brain( to something or a situation he can accomplish anything. Sometimes he lies to one though just to make himself look better and impress another a ton or even to attempt to make them happy.

Greek origin

Charitous is such a sweet, genuine guy.

There is definitely not enough people like Charitous in this world.

by Cheeriosndoritos July 4, 2017

chatous

An unusually small penis that curves to the left. People possessing chatous tend overcompensate.

Kevin was afraid to shower in the locker room because the other boys would point and laugh at his chatous.

by snapeape November 21, 2013

Chariton River

A river that runs through Novinger in Adair county in Missouri. The Chariton is a very muddy river, resembling the Mississippi. It is small, but it makes up for its size with importance. Many crickers used to use it for a source of water and as a trade route in the early 19th century. Some people living in poverty still camp out on it's banks, as under some bridges there are remains of campfires and rugs. The Chariton is always remembered as a part of Missourian culture.

So many crickers live by the Chariton River.
A flash flood came down the Chariton.
My fishing line got snagged in the Chariton.
Many poor people rely on the Chariton for food and water.
Even today, some people live by the Chariton River.
Really large blue catfish thrive in the Chariton.
Everyone knows the Chariton is dangerous during storms.
Never fall in the Chariton; the current will drag you down.
Don't use light sinkers in the Chariton; your line will snag.
A 30lb. blue cat was just caught in the Chariton yesterday.

by Down by the Crick Side September 15, 2010

Chacious

The opposite of having a spacious inventory in World of Warcraft. This word is a result of Chace, the guy with too much shit.

I can't fit another damned thing in my bank, it's too chacious.

by viggmon August 17, 2009

Chariton

A small town in Iowa that is actually pretty boring, nothing happens there, There are 5 schools in the town. No matter how boring this town is when the college kids go away to college they all say they want to leave but it ends up pulling them back. The Chariton Pull :)

Guy: You live in Chariton?
Girl: Yes I do
Guy: Man that must be boring!
Girl: Hell yeah it is, I hate it

by Greubel :) March 7, 2011

charitory

An area of land at concerts and other outdoor events fiercely guarded by owners of portable chairs.

Nobody fucking comes in our charitory, dude.

by victor garden May 16, 2006