Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha,
you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the
wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...
LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a
definition for this is wrong