Charfred

A Charfred is a true alpha male! Don’t mess with a Charfred or you’ll have to deal with his humongous biceps. A Charfred pulls all the girls and is alpha!

Damn I wish I could be as alpha as a Charfred!

Charfred by BigBiceps69420 October 20, 2019

charred 48

one of the most famous signature dishes created by chicago chef clive dansburough, featured on the chicago episode of dayne burr's "shut up and eat"

it consists of a piece of low-grade steak left out at room temperature for a minimum of 48 hours

often served with a dollop of peanut butter and at least 1 household band-aid

pat - what'd you have for dinner last night?
hannah - clive dansburough cooked me up his famed charred 48
pat - how was it?
hannah - it had the texture of what i would imagine a tennis ball would taste like

charred 48 by thefittedshirt October 23, 2011

Charred 

To get rediculously high.

Drew: Hey, did you see Colin the other day at school?
Alex: Yeah man, he was so charred
Drew: I know, i dont even get why he would do that before school

Charred by ef tee dub August 29, 2009

charred 

To suffer from censorship

His/her entry in the Dailygammon forum was charred due to it's questionable nature

charred by There is only one Amber February 8, 2008

Charred Log 

A turd, usually in the form of a singular, fecal cylinder.

I gotta go get rid of this charred log that has been smoldering in me all day.

Charred Log by Merriam W. October 31, 2018

Charred Fetus 

There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.

Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.

Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"

Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!

Charred Fetus by Jamal Montel Willams January 1, 2009

Charred 

Super high, beyond high

I just smoked 4 grams myself Im so charred.

Charred by Tommyjonsurgery December 6, 2016