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Charcuterie board 

A substitute if you’re using “Slayy”. It was originally created from the word chaturanga.
Okkk… charcuterie boarddd

I love that, charcuterie boardd

Charcuterie the house down boots
Charcuterie board by Sillyhoe16 March 10, 2022

Human Charcuterie Board 

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.
Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

Pizza charcuterie board

When you suck a mans penis and your mouth gets stretch marks because of the girth of the penis
Matt gave Dani a Pizza Charcuterie board last night and her mouth was super sore.

Tennessee charcuterie board 

When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.
"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

Tennessee charcuterie board 

When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.
"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

Charcuckerie Board 

A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.
Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.
Charcuckerie Board by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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