peanut butter mousse

When a man places peanut butter on his penis, has anal sex with a woman, and let's his dog lick the peanut butter off the woman's asshole.
Tusk really enjoyed that peanut butter mousse with his parents last night
by Ihatedk69 August 06, 2017
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Gefeltifish Fajita

When two Mexican men double penetrate an older Jewish lady with a fishy vagina in a tortilla-like fashion.
Joy loved that Gefeltifish Fajita from Alex and Trey last night when Ron was out of town.
by Ihatedk69 December 31, 2020
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Moderna Miscarriage

When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.
Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”
by Ihatedk69 August 17, 2024
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Pizza charcuterie board

When you suck a mans penis and your mouth gets stretch marks because of the girth of the penis
Matt gave Dani a Pizza Charcuterie board last night and her mouth was super sore.
by Ihatedk69 August 09, 2017
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Carbonator

When you pour Sprite in a girl’s vagina and you suck out the juices with a straw.
When Ron couldn’t provide Joy with the champagne bubbles she wanted on New Years Eve, Ron called Trey over to pleasure Joy with the Carbonator until she climaxed and screamed “Oy Vey” while Ron cuckholded himself simultaneously.
by Ihatedk69 February 27, 2022
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