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chaqueno 

a dick that is cube shaped, even length, width
you chaqueno
go suck a chaqueno
chaqueno by Bobby Bobertson May 14, 2008
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Chapmantown 

A neighborhood in south Chico,Ca. that has no sidewalks and has a good deal of drug activity and gangs.
Hey, I know where we can get a teener in Chapmantown for $140, and it's screamin'.
Chapmantown by ephedrine August 1, 2009
chaquan is a smart young man with a very big heart. he lets his heart guide him and that’s why chaquan is always hurt. he is not a good relationship person and his best way of showing love is being crazy. chaquan is a wonderful person to have in your life.
girl: i’m blocking you never text me again

chaquan: On my way! don’t fucking leave
chaquan by carley bakle April 7, 2021

chaqueño 

1) A penis that is even in measure on all sides, sort of a cross between a regular dick and a chode.

2) A common insult for a person.

3) A way to tell someone off
1) Dude, i walked into the locker room, and there was this guy with a chaqueño swinging it around. It was nasty

2) Haha, you failed the math test, stupid chaqueño.

3) Go suck a fucking chaqueño, i dont want to be bothered.
chaqueño by faggotsauce February 11, 2009

chaquavion 

Chaquavion Is A Very Loving African American boy. He Has A Very Large Penis And Uses It A Lot. He Is Very Goofy And Plays A Lot. He Is Very Athletic And Plays Sports.
Chaquavion Fucked Your Girl Fat Ass Booty And She Went Crazy.
chaquavion by ChaQuavion February 11, 2019

Chaqueton 

An intresting kind of spanish rizz.
Refers to the act of sex.
"Tu Mi Chaqueton"
"You Me Sex"
Chaqueton by Foxtrot1329 August 10, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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