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champagne cork 

When a guy is fucking someone in the ass, and pisses inside the butthole. As piss fills the rectal cavity, pressure builds, and ultimately the cork pops, spewing urine back out the ass.
Wanda was into some kinky shit. As I got her in the ass, I began pissing until POP goes the champagne cork and I couldn't hold it in there any longer.
champagne cork by AEROSE August 18, 2016
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Champagne Cork 

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.
My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

The Champagne cork effect 

The Champagne Cork Effect, also known as CC Effect, is when something small comes and then BAM, it just flows out.
"Yesterday while sitting on the toilet I had The Champagne Cork Effect! First a small piece of shit, then hell unleashed! It flew shit out of my ass!"

brown champagne cork

What happens in the toilet after a big night of beer drinking. The first part is solid then pop it all gushes out!
"Yo Jeff, I drunk a whole swapa crate last night. Had one hell of a brown champagne cork this morning. Had to flush twice!"

champagine cork 

a solid pice of shit blocking up pressureised diarrea that when shat out is followed by said diarrea.
i got a major champagine cork last night.
champagine cork by mutantlizard October 17, 2009
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026