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Champagne Cork 

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.
My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

The Champagne cork effect 

The Champagne Cork Effect, also known as CC Effect, is when something small comes and then BAM, it just flows out.
"Yesterday while sitting on the toilet I had The Champagne Cork Effect! First a small piece of shit, then hell unleashed! It flew shit out of my ass!"

brown champagne cork

What happens in the toilet after a big night of beer drinking. The first part is solid then pop it all gushes out!
"Yo Jeff, I drunk a whole swapa crate last night. Had one hell of a brown champagne cork this morning. Had to flush twice!"

champagine cork 

a solid pice of shit blocking up pressureised diarrea that when shat out is followed by said diarrea.
i got a major champagine cork last night.
champagine cork by mutantlizard October 17, 2009