5 definitions by Purpleheartsgt06

Champagne Cork

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

McSuckOff

When you’re known throughout the work area as someone who constantly blows management to make them happy. Must be under 5’5 to meet this requirement.

There’s he goes, blowing management....”I got it boss!” Such a McSuckOff!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 21, 2021

No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.

Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

tacobangbang

When you put your dick in your girls taco, and give her the old bang-bang. Bonus points for shooting extra yum-yum sauce in her keester.

My girl asked for that yum-yum sauce, so I gave her the TacoBangBang special.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 23, 2021