Definitions by mutantlizard

champagine cork 

a solid pice of shit blocking up pressureised diarrea that when shat out is followed by said diarrea.

i got a major champagine cork last night.

champagine cork by mutantlizard October 17, 2009

brown water rafter 

chuncks of solid shit that ride a river of of diarrea.

i just got five brown water rafters.

brown water rafter by mutantlizard October 17, 2009