Chalen

A Chalen is Someone who is very honest and wise! Someone who you can trust but cant keep a secret. At times it may be odd!

Chuck Norris is a Chalen.

by floopers June 1, 2011

chalen took

Man who takes a girls virginity with a small penis and doesn't pop her cherry.

Did you do a Chalen Took on that trick

by Jay PoseyDatDude13 July 9, 2016

The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

Chaden

One of The manliest, most respected, strongest, legendary, alpha males in One Piece, Kozuki Oden. The term was used by Youtuber 'The King of Lightning' and became wide spread after reading the Manga One Piece in a livestream on twitch.

He is the man, the myth, and the legend Kozuki Chaden! Yoooo!

by Blue Flash Emperor March 11, 2020

gender challenged

Clinical term for a person who is confused about which gender they are and is abnormally sexually attracted to the same gender as them.

Look at those two gender challenged males kissing each other.

by BWM January 23, 2008

Room Temperature Challenge

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.

The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

by not John Correia June 5, 2018

Bust That Nut Challenge

A challenge where you masturbate with 2 or more people and see who can last the longest without busting a nut.

"Why do you seem so happy all of a sudden?"
"I just won the bust that nut challenge"

by Ancientttt December 18, 2021