Chair Face 

A smashed face resulting from being hit by a flying chair. Usually occurs when recipient has done something offensive or causes stress to the person throwing the chair.

Work on my tickets, or you'll finish the day with a chair face.

Chair Face by jennyb52 June 12, 2015

Chain-Face 

A girl who is so ugly, it looks as though her face caught fire and was consequently put with a chain.

Did you see that wilderbeast Chris was with last night? She was a real chain-face

Chain-Face by Jackson December 3, 2003

Chain dangling in my face

When you’re having sex and the guy is on top with his chain dangling in your face

Man I really wish I had a chain dangling in my face rn.

Chain dangling in my face by Blckhammer69 February 16, 2020

Facebook chair 

Toilet

over text...

D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.

Facebook chair by Jashy December 7, 2010

Facebook Chair 

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

Facebook Chair by BettyBlue March 27, 2011

Chain Faced

To be chain faced is to be so cold hearted that your face is constantly expressionless.

Did you see sosa up on stage? He looked chain faced as fuck.

Chain Faced by the_hintch1 July 15, 2018

Chairface 

Somewith with a face that is used as a seat and enjoys being farted on

There are some real chairfaces in Physics 2!

Chairface by Trizzle May 13, 2005