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Chain Monkey

One who put chains on cars on the side of the freeway during a snow storm for meager pay. They wear the yellow rain suits like crab fisherman most of the time, with duck tape around the knees.
I was nice and warm, smoking a blunt on the way to tahoe, and I didn't want to get out, so a payed a chain monkey to put my chains on my car. I tipped him with kush.
by Frisco Kid 415 December 22, 2012
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Chain monkey

Crazy mofo who lays down the law with the chaingun. Unreal Tournament especially, but any game will do provided it has a chaingun.
That stankass biatch went chain monkey on you losers.
by ltm September 9, 2004
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monkey chain

An extended or enlarged clitorus.
Dude, you should have seen the size of Becky's monkey chain, it was huge!
by Suh_connor August 2, 2016
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Monkey Chin

Monkey Chin is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She never fails to give her best to everyone around her, from her elderly friends to her family. With her purest heart, she serves the community and brings out the best in people. Her soft, bubbly voice warms your soul even in the darkest nights as her big beautiful eyes shower you with love and utmost attention. Not to forget, the laughter she brings to the world with her goofy self. She is always quick with a stupid joke or a prank, all while having the cheekiest smile on her face.

Most of all, you know she's always there for you. :)
Monkey Chin double chin, when life is not easy, just be sleazy!
by Saint Semaht July 9, 2021
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Monkey Chin

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Damn boy! You better hope you don't get the clap from petting that ho's monkey chin!
by R to the YAN January 11, 2007
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monkey's chin

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam
"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."
by Marko The Great August 26, 2004
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Rocking Chair Money

When you've made so much money, you can just sit on your chair and do fuck all.
Person 1: What are you going to do when you're older?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?
by Draculascigarette December 9, 2010
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