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Chain Monkey 

One who put chains on cars on the side of the freeway during a snow storm for meager pay. They wear the yellow rain suits like crab fisherman most of the time, with duck tape around the knees.
I was nice and warm, smoking a blunt on the way to tahoe, and I didn't want to get out, so a payed a chain monkey to put my chains on my car. I tipped him with kush.
Chain Monkey by Frisco Kid 415 December 22, 2012
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Chain monkey 

Crazy mofo who lays down the law with the chaingun. Unreal Tournament especially, but any game will do provided it has a chaingun.
That stankass biatch went chain monkey on you losers.
Chain monkey by ltm September 9, 2004

monkey chain 

An extended or enlarged clitorus.
Dude, you should have seen the size of Becky's monkey chain, it was huge!
monkey chain by Suh_connor August 2, 2016

Monkey Chin 

Monkey Chin is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She never fails to give her best to everyone around her, from her elderly friends to her family. With her purest heart, she serves the community and brings out the best in people. Her soft, bubbly voice warms your soul even in the darkest nights as her big beautiful eyes shower you with love and utmost attention. Not to forget, the laughter she brings to the world with her goofy self. She is always quick with a stupid joke or a prank, all while having the cheekiest smile on her face.

Most of all, you know she's always there for you. :)
Monkey Chin double chin, when life is not easy, just be sleazy!
Monkey Chin by Saint Semaht July 9, 2021

Monkey Chin 

See: alcove,balled man in a boat, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box,clit biscuit, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster,cunt muffin, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie,panty hampster, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates,pink velvet sausage wallet, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench,taint cake, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat,twat pie, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
Damn boy! You better hope you don't get the clap from petting that ho's monkey chin!
Monkey Chin by R to the YAN January 11, 2007

monkey's chin 

The hugely erotic genital bulge found in the female of the species.

See also beetle-bonnet and fanny-clam
"Get those kex of and let me stroke the monkey's chin."
monkey's chin by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

Rocking Chair Money 

When you've made so much money, you can just sit on your chair and do fuck all.
Person 1: What are you going to do when you're older?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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