Chain Monkey

One who put chains on cars on the side of the freeway during a snow storm for meager pay. They wear the yellow rain suits like crab fisherman most of the time, with duck tape around the knees.

I was nice and warm, smoking a blunt on the way to tahoe, and I didn't want to get out, so a payed a chain monkey to put my chains on my car. I tipped him with kush.

by Frisco Kid 415 December 22, 2012

Chain monkey

Crazy mofo who lays down the law with the chaingun. Unreal Tournament especially, but any game will do provided it has a chaingun.

That stankass biatch went chain monkey on you losers.

by ltm September 09, 2004

monkey chain

An extended or enlarged clitorus.

Dude, you should have seen the size of Becky's monkey chain, it was huge!

by Suh_connor August 02, 2016