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contraction from "cock chafer".

A cock chafer is a male who is bad at recieving anal sex, particularly it hurts the giver. Or a male who masturbates too much thus chafing his member.

This insult is used to describe one who is irritating and grating.
Jimmy is such a cock chafer, he comes round all the time.

da_rude was such a chafer, he always posted the most ridiculous shit.
chafer by Metal Ed May 9, 2004
Words you can keep
One who chafes - grates on you somewhat.
chafer by M_O_U_L_D July 3, 2004
A person who irritates, an event or behavior that irritates. A custy that calls you a hundred times for a dime.
Niel calls me too much, he is such a chafer.
chafer by Pepper Eaton December 30, 2003
A chafer: one whose weight is so extreme that the legs grate together or 'chaf'. Usually associated with a gravity affected ass, almost on the floor.
S/he's enormous, what a chafer!
chafer by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
Dude I've gotta get boxers, your mom keeps giving me a chafer.
chafer by Sam is a Dick October 28, 2006
Another version of the wordCharot”, which means a joke.
Friend 1: akin nalang yung hetty 😍
Friend 2: wag ka na
Friend 2: chafer
Chafer by ionneo June 23, 2022

chubby chafer 

a callus or rough spot built up on the skin of the palm do to frequent pleasuring of oneself, thus causing irritation (in the form of chafing) to the penis.

a masterbation catch-22.
Numerous jerk-off sessions caused a chubby chafer to form on my palm two days into my internet porn subscription. The friction it caused really irritated my penis.
chubby chafer by Fist Of Fury April 3, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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