Jarv

A word used to describe being bad ass or punk rock. Just means anything F*cking awesome. ; Elkford.

That mosh pit was fucking Jarv

by Jarvinator April 13, 2010

Jarv

A sad, lonely man with no friends, they are bad at making decisions and cannot give you a straight answer. A short term plesaer who never makes an effort. A rather unsightly character with not many redeeming features.

sam - "are you coming to the pub tonight, mate?"
Wes - "nah mate, im gonna stay at home."
Sam - "Why"
Wes - "just got some shit to do."
Sam "for fucks sake Wes, stop being such a Jarv"

by bongy2000 May 17, 2010

jarv

Something that is fun and/or sweet. Totally rocking. bitchin

Man, I just shanghai-ed that girl which was totally jarv.

by Dr. P aka Chainsaw August 17, 2006

the jarv

to recieve multiple brooklyn pickles all while updating websites and not getting paid

Hey Jarv, update this site. I'm sure they won't pay us ever. Maybe they will give you the Jarv if you're lucky.

by daRizz March 21, 2007

jarv

a geza with fluffy eye brows that loves old school rave up tunes.

"smash the place" "rat pack"

by mad1 April 16, 2005

Jarve

A synonym for jerk

That guy is such a jarve.

by Mary July 27, 2004

jarvs yard

da scene of da greatst house party eva evrey1 got fukd evreythin got wreckd da party started at 7pm n went on till 5am madest rave n smoke up eva different music in evrey room

Jarvs party da best party eva

by jarv April 23, 2005