A sad, lonely man with no friends, they are bad at making decisions and cannot give you a straight answer. A short term plesaer who never makes an effort. A rather unsightly character with not many redeeming features.

sam - "are you coming to the pub tonight, mate?"
Wes - "nah mate, im gonna stay at home."
Sam - "Why"
Wes - "just got some shit to do."
Sam "for fucks sake Wes, stop being such a Jarv"

Jarv by bongy2000 May 17, 2010

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Jarv

A common street & recreational drug that comes from the marijuana plant.

Let's blaze some jarv behind the garage.

Jarv by Jimbo Thrice December 6, 2013

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the jarv

to recieve multiple brooklyn pickles all while updating websites and not getting paid

Hey Jarv, update this site. I'm sure they won't pay us ever. Maybe they will give you the Jarv if you're lucky.

the jarv by daRizz March 24, 2007

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sander järv

A person with the mental capacity of a humming bird

You are like sander järv

sander järv by warcrime master March 26, 2024

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