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Drunk, wasted, hammered, shitfaced. Short for cesspool.
After only two glasses of wine Lisa was totally cessy!
cessy by Boojoh Lay April 8, 2005
Word of the Day on April 21, 2024
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the cessy is a sea monster that has been around for thousands of years. its weapon of choice is the butcher knife. it can be found in swamps, green huts, and bathrooms. it's distinctive from other monsters with it's bare feet and love for japan lavender gardens. the cessy has been the subject of many great art portfolios. if u ever encounter a cessy, do not be alarmed. it is quite harmless, unless u hear those fateful words: "THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF YOU", in which case, make horrible art as fast as you can and keep the threat managed with internet espionage.
the cessy loves her frogman.
cessy by myob December 15, 2004
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cessy cussy Cassy cesspool Cissy cess Cessna cesso Cess Pit Cesly
A descriptive word or complimentary word carrying the meaning of being sexy in a princessy type of way or a kind way of telling someone they are sexy with princess qualities.
"Excuse me kind lady, has anyone ever told you, you were cessy!" He replied "Cessy!? What does that mean? " She replied "Check it out in the urban dictionary" He left her with briefly
Cessy by Sevfcantrell July 1, 2022

Easy Snack-cess 

Having your snacks (or lickies and chewies) in a convenient location to facilitate access to said snacks.
I always put my m&m's in the small pocket of my backpack for Easy Snack-cess.
Easy Snack-cess by Scoopalone February 21, 2009
This is the unseen root of the word incessant, which means not stopping. The root means stopped.
The teachers entering the class caused the noise to become cessant.
cessant by I, Wreckerrr April 6, 2017
Car Pussy- (from Disney’s “Cars” franchise) If there are male, female, and baby cars in the movie Cars then that confirms the existence of reproductive organs a.k.a. a Cussy.
Damn, girl. That Cussy wetter than a waterslide.
Cussy by TheRandoMan August 21, 2021
A car pussy. Based on the theory that if in the Disney Pixar animated movie cars there are male and female cars and also baby cars. That implies that there is a car pussy. i.e. a Cussy.
Hasan has an obsession with the Cussy since he can't get laid anymore.
Why is Cussy even a thing?
Cussy by xXxPanthomaifan69xXx August 22, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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