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(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
Cerking by B-caine January 11, 2009
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Ceruin cerine cerina Ceraine cereina cerin Cerinity Cerking cerpin taxt Cruing
A beautiful girl who has been through hell and is a badass
Cerinity is my best friend
Cerinity by Cerinity June 15, 2018
A smart girl, with a beautiful laught and a unique beauty and mind

cerpin taxt 

Protagonist of the story in the Mars Volta album, De-loused in the Comatorium. After overdosing on morphine, he enters a dream world where he is put through a series of trials by the tremulants, creatures from his own mind that inspire his art. In the end, he comes out of the coma and feels only fit for the dream world and attempts suicide again by jumping off of a bridge, this time succeeding.
Take the veil, Cerpin Taxt!
cerpin taxt by fraghappy November 17, 2004

Cerwin Vega 

A manufacturer of speakers that dominate all. One example of these would be the Cerwin Vega "Vega" series 15" subwoofers.
"Did you say that you have an MTX sub? I'm sorry to hear that, may i suggest buying a Cerwin Vega for NON-shitty bass response?"
Cerwin Vega by NeverwaY February 16, 2004
When you brutally fuck up the spelling of crying.
Sophie typed cruing when she really meant crying... What an idiot.
Cruing by BubbaFleefer July 24, 2019