A very beautiful and perfect little bear, she is usually appearing as a jellyfish or other amazingly sexy and incredible figure. She is very adorable and lovable.
Guy1-Man Kevin is destroying us today, how is he so good at this?
Guy2-What nobody told you? He is a Crandall that's why.
Guy1- Damn I wish I was a Crandall.
Localized word to Pacific Northwest, particularly Seattle metropolitan area. A well known local celebrity noted for bouts of rage and aggression would focus their efforts toward individuals at random. What would amount to physical or verbal bullying and established a reputation within the Seattle community as being "Crandalled", or bullied.
Dan Ielle Crandall, circa 2003, quickly replaced bullying with Crandalling.
The result of being singled out by your boss and held accountable for all that you didn't bother to do. Often resulting in humiliation followed by termination.
1. Ricky has been slacking off a lot lately, he better watch out before he get's Crandall'd.