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Crandall 

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.
Crandall by Billbobagginsin July 7, 2019
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Crandall 

A crandall is a being slightly above human yet slightly below the gods

To dominate at anything and everything
Guy1-Man Kevin is destroying us today, how is he so good at this?
Guy2-What nobody told you? He is a Crandall that's why.
Guy1- Damn I wish I was a Crandall.
Crandall by i am the truth November 12, 2012

crandalled 

To get a bad joke played on you, without you knowing.
I put my ass in your face while you were sleeping, you got crandalled good!!!
crandalled by Ben Waffler October 7, 2006

Crandalled 

Localized word to Pacific Northwest, particularly Seattle metropolitan area. A well known local celebrity noted for bouts of rage and aggression would focus their efforts toward individuals at random. What would amount to physical or verbal bullying and established a reputation within the Seattle community as being "Crandalled", or bullied.

Dan Ielle Crandall, circa 2003, quickly replaced bullying with Crandalling.
"Dude, your boss *totally* Crandalled you in that meeting."
Crandalled by HSecurity July 24, 2009

crandall 

Noun: a person who engages in frivolous lawsuits

Verb: the act of suing someone over something that is not their fault
The landscaper pulled a crandall on the property manager for allowing it to rain on his property.
crandall by Grand Firctionary February 4, 2014

Crandall'd 

The result of being singled out by your boss and held accountable for all that you didn't bother to do. Often resulting in humiliation followed by termination.
1. Ricky has been slacking off a lot lately, he better watch out before he get's Crandall'd.

2. Yup, I lost my job. I totally got Crandall'd.
Crandall'd by Like a Boss!! February 4, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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