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Crandalled 

Localized word to Pacific Northwest, particularly Seattle metropolitan area. A well known local celebrity noted for bouts of rage and aggression would focus their efforts toward individuals at random. What would amount to physical or verbal bullying and established a reputation within the Seattle community as being "Crandalled", or bullied.

Dan Ielle Crandall, circa 2003, quickly replaced bullying with Crandalling.
"Dude, your boss *totally* Crandalled you in that meeting."
Crandalled by HSecurity July 24, 2009

crandled 

verb: to make a huge mistake. to fuck up. to shit the bed.
Joe won't get the big promotion because he totally crandled that report his boss asked him to do.
crandled by happy hour annie July 24, 2016

Crandall 

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.
Crandall by Billbobagginsin July 7, 2019

Crandall 

A crandall is a being slightly above human yet slightly below the gods

To dominate at anything and everything
Guy1-Man Kevin is destroying us today, how is he so good at this?
Guy2-What nobody told you? He is a Crandall that's why.
Guy1- Damn I wish I was a Crandall.
Crandall by i am the truth November 12, 2012

crandall 

Noun: a person who engages in frivolous lawsuits

Verb: the act of suing someone over something that is not their fault
The landscaper pulled a crandall on the property manager for allowing it to rain on his property.
crandall by Grand Firctionary February 4, 2014

Crandall'd 

The result of being singled out by your boss and held accountable for all that you didn't bother to do. Often resulting in humiliation followed by termination.
1. Ricky has been slacking off a lot lately, he better watch out before he get's Crandall'd.

2. Yup, I lost my job. I totally got Crandall'd.
Crandall'd by Like a Boss!! February 4, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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